Here's a few contenders:
I love half aprons... my lower half seems to be where all my spillage lands anyway. Here's an awesome (albeit a bit pricey) double sided one from etsy seller Zakkanouveau
And here's one from Double Merrick that proclaims my one true love. I also love the strap placement on this guy (I found this one on svpply... sadly it's currently sold out)
Anthropologie tends to have a good selection of aprons too, though I find that generally speaking they're either a bit fancy or too long for my tastes. Here's a cute one that would be great for spring.
Finally, there's this one. Decently priced and made from easy-to-care-for linen, this half apron looks long enough to catch most of my mishaps and still be somewhat fashionable.
So? What say you? Fancy or meat-tastic? Whole body or half apron? Or do you just not care because its a stupid apron that is destined to be spilled all over and I should just pipe down and get back to work? Oh... ok then. Later...